Well, I just called to say I like you.
Kafka will be so proud

Kafka will be so proud

My first dictionary II…

My first dictionary II…

My first dictionary…

My first dictionary…

<3 cats

<3 cats

prettygeek:

9. If your girlfriend is playing video games with you, there is no one to bring you sandwiches and energy drinks. And if she stays the night and you both are awake until 3 AM playing Call of Duty, there is no one to wake up and make pancakes. Already you’re out two meals. Do you want to starve to death?
Lol.
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prettygeek:

9. If your girlfriend is playing video games with you, there is no one to bring you sandwiches and energy drinks. And if she stays the night and you both are awake until 3 AM playing Call of Duty, there is no one to wake up and make pancakes. Already you’re out two meals. Do you want to starve to death?

Lol.

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girlandthegeese:


lieslieslies:

downlikehoney:

oldie but always goodie.


I LOVE his workkk

girlandthegeese:

lieslieslies:

downlikehoney:

oldie but always goodie.

I LOVE his workkk

It’s brilliant, being depressed; you can behave as badly as you like.
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douglasmartini:

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Okay, this is getting too funny. Y’all need to cut this shit out.
¡HAHAHA!

douglasmartini:

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Okay, this is getting too funny. Y’all need to cut this shit out.

¡HAHAHA!

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